Things You Should Know About Me

1. I was the second baby to fall out of my Mom’s dress. You'd think they would have learned by then, but they didn’t. Two more fell out after me.
2. As a kid, I'd eat just about anything. Tar from the sidewalks, grass, weeds, strawberry or mint-flavored Chapstick, Baby Magic baby lotion,
   
   glue, paste, glue sticks, paper, tape, and i tried crayons, but they're not was awesome as you'd think.
3. I colored pictures on my SAT and ACT.
4. In college, I preferred to spend my time in the printmaking lab with paper from the dumpster, a block of wax, a drill, some Krylon, and a vat
   of acid.
5. For a couple of years after college, I wandered aimlessly, sometimes even to other countries, waiting for my career ladder to fall from the sky. It didn’t fall. So I went to design school.
6. In design school, I learned how to live without a 24-hour Walmart, what to eat when chain restaurants aren't at your disposal, and not to go to the ER without insurance, even if you are dying.
7. After graduating, I got a job in Dallas, which led me to drop everything one day and move to New York.
8. I live in Brooklyn now with an Old Man who is not my old man.
9. I'm available for art direction and design work.
10. My name is Sarah Coffman.